New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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