Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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