I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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