There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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