If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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