Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
