I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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