You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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