i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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