His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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