i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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