I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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