I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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