I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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