the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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