My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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