Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wannas sexs uuuuu
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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