Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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