and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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