I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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