windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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