Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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