I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I see more hoeing in ur future
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