do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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