We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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