I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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