Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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