i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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