yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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