Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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