i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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