I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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