dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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