So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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