yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Someone shattered a urinal.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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