Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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