In the future we'll all be gay
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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