Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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