Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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