i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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