nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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