i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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