I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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