Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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