i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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