Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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