But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
high people should be assigned attendants
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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