Whod you bang
what day is it and did you see me today?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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