Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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