Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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