this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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