Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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