so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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