I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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