ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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