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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I can't turn off my feet"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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