No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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