Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
