if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Well I just put wine in my tea
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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